How Much Do You Tip an Exorcist?
Vampires! Werewolves! Zombies! Haikus!
Author Patrick Rahall delivers horror and hilarity with this unique collection of flash fiction! Featuring short stories, poems, and lists (yes, lists! The funniest lists you've ever seen in fact), this collection is also loaded with 40 gorgeous and haunting illustrations by Jeanette Andromeda!
So shuffle your undead body over to the couch, pass the hobo stew, crack open this book, and prepare to be entertained to no end! You'll ponder exorcism etiquette, how to fit a corpse into a suitcase, how to live with the worst superpowers imaginable, and what the movie "Crabtastrophe" would be like if it existed.
Praise for the author:
"Patrick Rahall's style is masterfully chilling. Prepare for a doors locked and lights on all night experience."
- Thomas Amo, author of An Apple for Zoe
"The stories in this stunning collection run the gamut from grisly to amusing to poignant, and the author's voice is fresh and real."
- Tamworth Grice, author of Listening to Ian Magick and Nasty Disposition.