Golden Age Horror "Classics" Get Riffed in The Vault of Sham! Lester Lovecraft of Cthulhu Realty finally sells that house. You know, the one with the Pool Thing. "Beware the Mojepe" paints a twisted tale of betrayal and murder from the perspective of a lovesick cactus. "The Wolf Whisperer" tames a werewolf the old fashioned way. A desperate junkie takes one last trip in "Don't Bogart That Nightmare." A botanist learns the hardy way that plants have feelings too, in "Fifty Shades of Green." And more!